In a recent discussion of world affairs, Microslop CEO, Slopia Nutella, shared with us his view of the world of the future and AI Slop.
In his own words, he dreams of a future where everyone in the world is empowered to slop everyday. Where everyone starts their day with 15 minutes of sloping.
Nutella: We need the world to start adopting our coSloper in their daily lives if we want it to succeed. I’m worried that if that does not happen the social permission to use vast amounts of energy and increase everyone’s electric bill will be harder to keep.
You must understand that generating slop is energy intensive, if we really want to live in a slop filled world we need to divert this scare resource to our data centers worldwide. Expressed the CEO.
During our interview we were curious about how this social permission was granted and we were pleasantly surprised by the clever solution Microslop engineers came up with.
Nutella: Getting the social permission to use the global energy was a tricky one, because we needed to let people know of the benefits of the slop and also request their permission and the solution came straight from our updates department.
If you have used our latest OS deployment, ViewPort XP, and you were very observant, you may have noticed that every once in a blue moon, like 2 or 3 times a week, when you start your computer you get our “welcome to ViewPort XP” tutorial where we ask you to opt in to all our services that you haven’t opted in previously, like our famous SlopStorage that everybody loves.
Well, we added this social agreement for global energy grants in there and on average, in less than 10 tries, people would opt in out of pure excitement of the slop possibilities. We are very proud of that indeed.
But we are worried that if people don’t consume more of our slop tokens we won’t be able to keep justifying the cost. And the way we are trying to get people in is by helping them realize that if they are already paying their share of the electric cost of the tokens, they may as well pay for the tokens and slop their day!